I’ve been kinda just feeling like I want to go back to the internet of the 2000’s. A time when bloggers ruled the world. Real bloggers, not these influencers showing off thigh gaps in yoga pants or chiseled abs in shorts. I mean, like, real bloggers. The kind of blogger who stacked empty boxes of pizza and had crumbs all over their keyboards they used to complain about how The Simpsons changed and would never be good again. The kind of blogger who found the thought of taking a selfie and publishing it on the internet to be the opposite of what the internet was for.
I miss blogger, audio blogger, word press, drupal, and all of those other publishing platforms that came and went over the years. I miss fucking around with PHP.
I hate all of these pretty, out of the box viral media ready templates. I hate these stupid fucking block things.
This is my refuge. I figure I got maybe 25 years left here on this Earth. If that. I’ve had so many domain names in the past that a coworker called me a Domain Name Baron. This is my last one. The last hurrah. This is where I’m going to blog my life and reclaim a little bit of those good old days before normies joined the internet.